The daily life of a Sherlockian (A genuine convo between me and my friend on facebook) Friend : I AM THE REAL!!! Me : NO BITCH I AM Friend: REALly now?? See what I did there Me: I /REALLY/ did Friend: lol Me: Don't lol me you cumbercollective participant Friend : How can i beat that? Me: I don't know. Offer me some grapes. Only if they're free man. Friend: I see your grapes and I raise you a pair of headphones Me: I see your headphones and I raise you one umbrella. Courtesy of Mycroft. Friend: I see you umbrella and I raise you a slice of cake cortesy of Lestrade. Me: I see your cake and I deny it. I AM ON A DIET Friend : You have never denied Lestrade before. Me: Gregory just doesn't do it for me anymore Friend : If not Greg then who? Me: Jim Moriarty Friend : 'm sure Greg wont mind sharing you with Jim. Me : Jimade? Friend: Hmmmm Me: Or Morstrade? Friend: Morstrade sounds a lot better Me: Jimade sounds like a drink Friend: the most deadliest drink i have ever known Me: And the tastiest Friend: yes Me: Not sure how conventional the method of drinking it would be though